So why exactly are you against That Modern Football? Part 22

83. Tim Lovejoy

Read this review to see why.

84. MK Dons

Read this to find out why.

85. Salzburg Red Bulls

Read this to find out why.

86. It’s all about the R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Let’s connect some dots………

1. “Mark Clattenburg is being investigated by referees’ chief Mike Riley after Southampton accused him of ‘abusing and insulting’ their captain, the England star Adam Lallana.“

2. “Southampton hit back after Mark Clattenburg is told he ‘has no case to answer’ in Adam Lallana row“

Club say they “do not consider the case to be over” after Clattenburg is   backed by Professional Game Match Officials Ltd for telling Southampton   forward: “You’re very different now since you played for England. You   never used to be like this.”

3. “Adam Lallana has wed his fiancee six months early – to avoid his wedding clashing with England’s tilt at the World Cup.“

The Southampton captain had been due to tie the knot with Emily Jubb on June 14 – the day Roy Hodgson’s men play Italy in Manaus.

Instead, the pair, who have been dating for seven years, got married in a £500 ceremony at Poole Register Office in Dorset on Christmas Eve.

The couple had arranged their June nuptials before Lallana was in contention for next summer’s showpiece competition.

A pal told The Sun: “Emily totally understands. She knows it’s a fantastic opportunity to play in a World Cup. It may be a once-in-a-lifetime chance.

“Adam wanted to get married but has a very hectic schedule during the season and didn’t have time between the season ending and the call-up for Brazil. He’d booked the wedding not even thinking about Brazil — he never expected to be in contention.”

4. “Adam Lallana, Jay Rodriguez and Fraser Forster earn first England caps against Chile“ (15 Nov 2013)

Reporting a referee for being “disrespectful”, what’s next? “We’re not playing today, the grass is too wet“…….. “Those nasty supporters are looking me, I can’t concentrate, call my lawyer!!!”…

Far be it from me to judge our hero but if someone brings their wedding forward by six months because they’ve assumed that they will be an integral part of England’s squad – An assumption based on the fact that they’d appeared in the two friendlies that other players couldn’t be arsed turning up for – they tend to look a little cocksure to the untrained eye.