The signs are everywhere, sometimes you need to follow them.

29 10 2013

I could never be right wing, the hours are too long. Apart from this obvious drawback I’d like to live a life that’s full, I’d like to travel each and every highway, I don’t want a life that’s perpetually enveloped in the fug of a panic about “them”.

Close your eyes for a few seconds and imagine being right wing.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

(…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. A FEW SECONDS THINKING TIME …………………………………………………………………………………………………………..)

That felt really horrible feeling didn’t it?

Now imagine being like that all the time, and shiver.

Imagine immediately despising anyone that looks a little different.

Imagine “seeing” these people everywhere.

Imagine that your moral compass guides you to the Daily Mail or Daily Express.

Imagine that you actually think that the country is being led to the dogs by vegetarian cyclists with long hair and lax morals.

Imagine your only hobby is annoying “lefties”.

Imagine that you actually think Political Correctness has gone mad.

Imagine being selfish all the time and expecting people to applaud you for it.

Imagine that your views help tax evading companies, climate change denying corporations and xenophobes because you like to annoy lefties and Political Correctness has quite clearly gone mad

Now for the worst thing about being right wing………………. Imagine missing out on experiences because your mind is closed to anything stuff that’s “foreign”, “strange”, “different” or “makes you think abstract thoughts”

Imagine all those things you will have missed without realising that you’ve missed them.

Imagine all those lost opportunities that you won’t have been aware of.

Imagine not imagining imagining that you could have been a great artist if only they’d let you in to art college.

Imagine not imaging that you could have been a singer in a post-punk punk band.

Imagine your dreams are limited to writing a Clarkson-esque column or the headship of a free school.

Imagine being happy that you’re right wing.

I find myself on the horns of a dilemma. On one hand I want to ceaselessly  and mercilessly mock right wing people for their gross stupidity, on the other hand I know that these unfortunate people should be pitied rather than mocked. I know that I should pity them for a another reason.

A few years ago I began to suspect that most right wing people have mental health issues. Until recently this could have been dismissed as the deluded rantng of a sad and pathetic leftie mind, now this idea not only has a scientific basis, it’s been proved in a proper study.

This preamble has been the set up for the real reason behind this post; just before I left Lime Street station yesterday morning I noticed a sign on a wall, here is a picture of the sign;

OCT 29 001

This sign is an obvious warning to those that want to hold right wing views. The sign clearly tell us that “If you’re thinking of holding right wing views your soul will vacate your body”. It’s nice to see the  public transport can still be public spirited in these austere times.

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29 10 2013
Kowalski

Guilty as charged.

29 10 2013
Jac o' the North (@JacotheNorth)

This has to be an elaborate piss-take; for the cognitive shortcomings are obviously suffered by anyone who can believe that EVERYONE on the political Right is stupid! What’s less funny is seeing the Left use a tactic of the extreme Right in reducing the enemy to the level of untermensch. Is this a prelude / justification for sterilisation or extermination?

You’re a fucking nutter!

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