The vengence of Malevolent Michel Part 566

1 07 2012

I thought I was unjustifiably paranoid when it came to Michel Platini, I thought that he couldn’t really be after me, I’m just one insignificant person from north Wales, he couldn’t hate me oh no.

Then I had more proof….

On 15th May Wales, Scotland and Ireland formally declared their interest in making a joint bid to host Euro 2020. The only other countries to declare an interest were Georgia and Turkey.

On 24th May Platini appears to give the Celtic fringe hope by “belittling Turkey’s bid

On 13th June I shared this photo on facebook;

I was doing my bit by showing wanted support for the bid, after all it’s probably the only way Wales will qualify!!!

It was all good at this stage, but then I had forgotten two vital things; (i) Platini has my internet usage monitored, (ii) Platini really hates hopeful Welsh people.

Yesterday (June 30th) I read this;

Uefa president Michel Platini says the 2020 European Championship could be spread across various cities in Europe, rather than having a single host.

Traditionally one or two countries have hosted the tournament, which is being held in Poland and Ukraine this summer.

The next competition in 2016 will be hosted by France.

“The Euros in 2020 could be held all over Europe,” said Platini. “It could be either one country and 12 stadiums, or one stadium in 12 or 13 cities.”

Turkey had been favourite to host the event in 2020, but their bid has hit difficulties due to a desire to host the Olympic Games in Istanbul in the same year.

Scotland, Wales and the Republic of Ireland have also formally declared an interest in hosting Euro 2020.

Platini confirmed a final decision would be taken in January or February next year.

“This matter will be discussed very seriously,” he added. “We will have a great debate about 2020 and discuss the pros and cons.

“It’s an idea I feel really passionate about, it will be a lot easier from a financial perspective.

“We are not going to wait until we know whether Turkey are going to get the Olympics.

“It creates a problem for us. We do have other candidates. Everyone has the possibility to host it.

“It is easier to go from London to Paris or Berlin than Cardiff to Gdansk. It would be four games per venue. It is a great debate.”

Platini added: “We are just thinking about it. I have said 12 or 13 host cities, it could be 24 or 32. In these days of cheap air travel anything is possible.

“It is the political decision that needs to be made. We wouldn’t have to build stadiums or airports. That could be important in an economic crisis.”

There we go again, Platini’s taking out on me again. First he doesn’t want me to watch Bangor City in Europe, then he doesn’t want me to watch Wales play, now he doesn’t want me to live in a country that has hosted the European Championship. He’s a sadist too, he knows his power, look at the way he gave me hope and then snatched that hope away like a twat.

He definitely has it in for me and the clues are not subtle. I mean take this line;

“It is easier to go from London to Paris or Berlin than Cardiff to Gdansk…..”

If you haven’t got a vendetta against a Welsh person, why mention Cardiff specifically? Why belittle the Welsh so callously and so effortlessly in a vulgar display of mendacious bureaucratic elan.

My sources tell me that it wasn’t just the way he casually dismissed the dreams of a million Welshmen, it was the look of contempt on his face as his mouth was forced to spit out the word “CAR-DIFF“. My sources tell me that his face positively screamed “Ha, ha, you Welshies, I fart in your general direction!!!”.

Those sources also reinforced my impression. I know that Platini bares me a grudge. They told me that during the announcement he was mockingly stroking a white cat and he knows I can’t stand white cats. When he had finished the announcement he mocked me afresh by saying “‘ere’s to zat l’homme stoo-pid avec le stoo-pid CLAN-DOOOD-NO JET SET” and then sarcastically extending the ringed little finger of his right hand to the corner of his mouth. He knows that I don’t particularly care for the films of Austin Powers.

Why Michel? Why?




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