Like hearing from an old friend

23 09 2011

Well they’ve finally got back in touch after literally weeks of not contacting me.

It seems that the ‘ammers want to see me again. They want me back!!! Not only do they want me back,  this time it’s a real bargain;

The e-mail got even better than this. In fact it was so good I was left purring with anticipation!

“Dear Kowalski

We know how much you love the club from your previous interaction with us and yet you have not been to the Boleyn for some years now. For that reason the club would like to invite you to re–join the team to find out exactly what you’ve been missing. There’s never been a better time to re- discover the famous Upton Park atmosphere.

  • With the highest attendance in the league you’ll be in good company Under our positive manager Big Sam, the team are really pulling together and the spirit shows on the pitch and spreads across the terraces
  • We’ve kept key Premier League players including Cole, Green, Noble, Collison and Tomkins
  • With 12 summer signings including Kevin Nolan, Henri Lansbury, Matty Taylor and David Bentley, there’s plenty of reasons to re–discover West Ham live
  • So come and be part of the fun and help us to achieve our promotion goal

To entice you back to the Boleyn, the club is offering you the opportunity to watch our fantastic clash with Ipswich for just £25 for adults and £15 for over 65’s. This is an exclusive offer which applies only to those who have not yet registered with us or have not bought a ticket for the two previous seasons or more. This offer is only available to those not registered on the club database or not having transacted for the previous two seasons. Details will be checked and verified and full details will be required for new supporters registering for the offer. This offer is not available to purchase online.

We really want to welcome you back to Upton Park so why not join us straight from work for an atmospheric night under the lights and the visit of the Tractor Boys? We hope to see you on Tuesday night.

Come on you Irons!

  David Sullivan
Joint Chairman
David Gold
Joint Chairman

I basked in the glory of this heartfelt exclusive e-mail.

I love the  tone of the e-mail you couple of crazy porn barons, I’d never interacted with West Ham until two months ago yet you know how much I love West Ham from my “previous interaction”   of two phone calls in 35 years. It’s almost spooky how correct you are and did I say how much I love the personal touch guys

Well gentlemen with each e-mail you are closer to winning my heart, I eagerly await your next tantalising offer!!!!

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