The Edge!!! Quick!!! We’re getting close to the………….

23 05 2009

In just over 24 hours 3 football clubs will cease to exist. The latest instalment of that traditional football day,”Survival Sunday™”, will see the eternal Darwinian struggle cast 3 more victims into the nth dimension.

Sky Sports News are keeping us all abreast of the latest developments. Newcastle have just arrived in Birmingham,  they were leaving their executive coach ashen faced. Sunderland fans are a mixture of incoherent optimism and stoicism. As for Hull City, their manager was smiling. The key is to remain relaxed, as Sky’s expert autocue readers informed us. No-one cares about Middlesborough.

“SHREWSBURY AND GILLINGHAM ONLY HAVE JUST OVER FIVE MINUTES TO WIN LEAGUE ONE STATUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOIN US AFTER THE BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“NO WORRIES CHELSEA FANS, IT APPEARS DIDIER DROGBA WANTS TO STAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“THERE HAS BEEN A GOAL AT WEMBLEY!!, SHREWSBURY WILL BE LEFT TO FESTER IN THE FOURTH RING OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“CARLO ANCELLOTTI SAYS; “I’M GOING NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “I’M 100% SURE TO BE STAYING AT MILAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“JOSE MOURINHO SAYS; “I’M 99% SURE TO BE STAYING AT INTER MILAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Well that’s a weight off.

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